Bleachdotz with a Side of Czarcasim

Free cake if your name is Rasputin.
Seriously don't be Stalin get it now.
-insert more bard references/puns here-

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mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

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nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

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cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

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willtwerkforluke:

THIS IS THE BEST TWEET, HANDS DOWN.

willtwerkforluke:

THIS IS THE BEST TWEET, HANDS DOWN.

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